1-800-BANANAS!

678-TRIPLENINE-8212!!!!

Baby! You know that we miss you! We just wanna kiss you, but we can't right now so baby kiss us thru the pod! This week, we mourn Nick's suspended Twitter account and start the fight for edgelord RIGHTS! Then, it's a week of cum-back singles-- we review Lil Nas X's "coming out as a bottom" banger "Holiday," the new geriatric jam from 3OH!3, Slayyyter's dick-suckin' single "Throatzilla" and Billie Eilish's "Piece of Me" moment "Therefore I Am." This is our first episode where we drink in a long time so there's a lot of champagne pouring sounds, questionable accents (sorry) and special tangents. Cheers ladies!

New merch is out next week <3 Get those coins together!

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC and the official podcast account at @ThotTopicsPod. Pay your respects for Nick's suspended account on Patreon.