A Parent’s Guide to Serving Cunt! (Preview)

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We return to the booth with clear minds and open hearts, ready to do a little bit of Matty Healing. Love WINS!

This week, we have a big girls' cocktail powwow to discuss Taylor Swift's pivot to NAZISM after fraternizing with KNOWN PORN WATCHER The 1975's Matty Healy. What does this mean for Taylor? Is being a porn star empowering or degrading to these people? What are Inuit people? Nick gives Cris a crash course in Cum Town/Red Scare history.

Next, we discuss Kim Petras's Sports Illustrated cover and the rights of REAL(LY FAT) WOMEN across the globe. Trust the duchess, we address the drama head (and breasts) on!

Last but not least, we get into the core thesis of THE PARENT'S GUIDE TO PREVENTING HOMOSEXUALITY and put our own lives to the test-- theorizing what, if anything made us gay-- and what, if anything, could've stopped it.

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