Get Off Your Bi Horse!

And baby there AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN BIIIII ENOUGH. AIN'T NO VALLEY LOWWW ENOUGH. AIN'T NO RIVER WIIIIDE ENOUGH

Biiii like an eagle... To the seaaaaaa

Happy Sheaster! We're back! We know we shouldn't have kept you waiting...  but we're here now. Playtime is officially OVER and we're back to tackle the world's biggest issues: you guessed it. Whether it's worse to have a cheating man or a bisexual man. TRUST US, it's settled. OFFICIALLY!

But that's not all, we put on our queer theory hats and figure out why it's OK to be a bi woman but not to be a bi man. (Honestly I've never heard an answer like ours before and honestly I think it's right?) THEN, we talk about whether normalizing homosexuality has led to the breakdown of society. And break it down we do!

We also chat the Grammys, Slut Pop, whether you get fatter or disappear if you eat yourself, and MORE! We did an extra long episode to make up for our absence <3 Love you mean it!

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod.

And... CHICAGO THOTS!!! We'll be recording live as part of Thaddeus Russell's UNREGISTERED WEEKEND this June. Full festival tickets available now, Thot Topics-only tickets soon to come!! <3