Portrait of a Lady on Fire Island!

Though Pride Month may be upon us, at Thot Topics HQ it's NO MORE MR. DIONYSE GUY!!

I really thought we'd gotten all the rage out on the last solo episode but apparently not! This week, gay guys really gave us a LOT to chew on and boy did it taste like SHIT! After a little bit of girly chitchat on the job market, we dive right into our review of Hulu's new gay "rom-com" FIRE ISLAND. Should Fire Island people stay there forever? Is continuing to fuck randos a satisfying end to a love story? Is it better to be a huge whale than a guy with a normal BMI in the gay world? We SETTLE IT.

Then, a few other faggot ass issues on the docket. First, the Postmates Pride Month "Bottom Menu" and how to have anal sex in a way that serves God. PLUS, Drag Queens v. The State of Texas-- can kids be around drag queens without becoming trans? Find out, and maybe just find yourself, this week on THOT TOPICS!

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