Thot Topics
Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.
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Episodes
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Help! Our boobs are stuck to the pool deck! Our gals are joined by str8 m8 Will Okay (@okaymiz) over some DELICIOUS coconut sake to discuss the most pressing issues of early Shamrock Season: gay guys watching straight porn, Grimes' Linkin Park cover, Elon Musk's pussy body, Justin Bieber kissing your breasts, Pitbull, and your dad! Then, the code is cracked on what a gay male pop star would have to do to experience Beyonce-level success and acclaim: is it even possible?
Tuesday Feb 11, 2020
Tuesday Feb 11, 2020
Canvas for Thot Topics! This week, the himbos read the Iowa democratic caucus for filth honey (boots!), try to figure out who exactly is voting for Pete, settle the great Groupies vs. Boobies debate, get their ASS up, and take a stand against domestic violence lobbyist Nicole Scherzinger. Then, an exploration of what it means for Jameela Jamil to come out as a homosexual ahead of HBO's Important new fellatio competition, Legendary! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.
Tuesday Feb 04, 2020
Tuesday Feb 04, 2020
Thot Topics, come to Brazil! This time, the girls cut loose and discuss the fallout of Nick's 100% correct Kesha review, the Shakira Bowl, Dua Lipa's revolution of the boring, funky white chick Meghan Trainor, the science of turning it, the difference between Bhad Bhabie and G-Eazy, and ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!! Then, they hypothesize how the 2010's pop queens (Katy! Gaga! Rihanna!) could revive their careers to previous heights. Bon appetit, baby! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
THOT TOPICS lives to "queer" audio quality standards for another week! This time, your whorespondents dish on The Scammys, Megan, Rico, and Doja, Hayley Williams's new Hyundai jingle, Lady Gaga's Return to Love, why Chris Brown is the Nicole of the male Pussycat dolls, RuPaul's age, and why Drag Race will never be the vehicle for the genderless future that blue-check circuit gays seem to think it is! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
The inaugural episode of THOT TOPICS! This week, the hoes discuss Bernie, Selena Gomez (AND The Scene!), Demi Lovato's latina heritage, Alessia Cara MINDFREAK, the tick who tanked Justin Bieber's sales, Liz and SOPHIE's thanksgiving dinner, Normani Quinn, SoundCloud horndog Jhene Aiko, and more! Then, we take a deep dive into Slayyyter's brush with cancellation! Welcome to the sweet little world of Thot Topics! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.