Thot Topics

Splendor in the Ass! (feat. Morgan) [Preview]

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Pass the cranberry sauce and open wide cuz this ain't your mother's Thanksgiving hoe! We hope you left room for dessert! Oooooooh!
We're joined in the house of merry-making by returning guest and sista of the pod Morgan to discuss all things turkeylicious and festive. We recognize it's a little early but we were really in the Giving mood, okayyy?? 
We discuss our holiday wishlists, Dula Peep's new single, "Taylor's Version," the psychology of straight men wanting a finger in the ass, and sooo much more. Apologies for the weird audio quality on this one y'all, it'll be fixed next week!
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Puerto Freako!

BEND THAT ASS OVER! LET THAT COOCHIE BREATHE! SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH! HANDS ON YA KNEES!
We're back in the booth and better than ever-- as we enjoy some lovely iced cafecitos and prepare for a night out on the town, we turn to the good people at Billboard to take another look at the TikTok Top 50. A LOT has changed since our last check-in on the chart. Naturally, we do what we do best and take a delicate rectal thermometer to the culture and spoiler alert: IT'S HOT!
Naturally, that's not all: we reflect on Nicki MInaj's album rollout, how it feels to listen to old episodes of the pod several years onward, Harry Potter (?) and so much more... 
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The Bottom in Me! (Extended Preview)

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One Naysha Lopez, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all...
We're back after an accidental week off so we're giving the reins over to the girls at home to decide what absolutely NEEDS to be settled once and for all. We talk about The Pick-Me's Dilemma, Britney's memoir THE WOMAN IN ME, whether you would feel some type of way if your top made less money than you, Skims for Men, May December, Saltburn, and SOOOOO much more!
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The Israel Housewives Rejewnion! (Preview)

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Bitches must be Jewish cuz they pockets israelite... We must be thinking outside the bun because we're living HaMás!
We heard there's a situation in the middle east. Not to worry-- we're on our way. Period. We attempt to explain what's going on in Gaza to the breast of our abilities. Can't promise it'll be cogent whatsoever but we have a lot of dumb gay guys to address! 
Naturally, that's not all: we take to the Thot Topics Discord and answer some listener questions. Frank Biden's nudes! Troye Sivan in dragz! Halloween costumes! Chicago gay bars! Many truths are revealed...
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Good Girls Go Chad!

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." -Deuteronomy 23:1
 
We tried being good... but sometimes a girl needs to let her hair down and let LOOSE! As a cold lace front sets in on the beautiful city of Chicago, the girls settle in for a fireside chat of cosmic proportions, discussing everything from gym memberships to apartment hunting to the Roman Empire to fear to death to Rihanna! It's a big juicy one so get those teef ready!
 
We answer some leftover listener questions from our 100th episode extravaganza, but otherwise just kinda have a girly little chat. Catch you on the flipside! Na na na COME ON!
 
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All Scat and No Cattle! (Preview)

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This week, the girls have smeared coconut baby oil on their breasts to send a powerful message about consent. The message? It's simple: {motorboating noises}
We're back to discuss all the happenings of our precious young lives. From feeling immune to emotional music, to weight loss, to our inevitable 26th birthdays, we're feeling cuntemplative, heavy metal, and reflective. It's a soul-baring session for girls of all walks of life.
That's not all-- it's a big week for music and we talk about Doja's SCARLET, Slayyyter's STARFUCKER, and Kim's PROBLEMATIQUE. Plus, we talk about the guy covered in shit at Folsom. It's a roundup you WON'T want to miss!
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Troy Savants (feat. Sydney) [UNLOCKED!]

Happy Birthday Sydney! We're unlocking her previously paywalled genius in honor of National Sydney Day and the new Troye Sivan single too... get into the festivities girl!
This is the hand that gives... and this is the hand that's taking it...
We're back and joined by the honorable Judge Sydney in the courtroom of the mind's eye, AKA the newly expanded Thot Topics Plus-Sized Creators Studio. There's MUCH to discuss and many beers to drink before we have to start our intermittent fast-- so let's get crackin'!
We talk about vaping, racist middle schoolers, Skai Jackson, Shane Dawson, Disney Channel Original Movies, and so much more. THEN, we launch into the main event: a discussion of Troye Sivan's single "RUSH" and the accompanying sexylicious gay guy music video. Does everyone have to be included in everything? What's the difference between being fat and being Fat™? Do artists owe you a spot in their world? LET'S CHAT!
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Gyal vs. Wild AKA The Girls Go to Rainforest Cafe (Preview)

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WELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE BABY!
To celebrate our 150th freakin' episode, we do a little bit of GORILLA podcasting and bring our white asses to the TRUE Ape Escape: The Rainforest Cafe! Swaddled in the lush acoustics of the jaguars, toucans, chimps and elephants, we do what we do best and share our truest feelings over some questionable cuisine.
We involved our sisters in the celebration by soliciting topics and questions from listeners like YOU! We give advice to a new stepmom, "prove that we're gay," and discuss the ideal homosexual nuptials. Trust us when we say that you DON'T want to miss this! Grab a banana and let's monkey around sis!
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Insane Clown Pussy!

And the Nookie Tight Nookie Clean Award goes to...
 
We're back and wetter than ever! The girls convene at the top of the charts to take the cultural temperature through the top 15 of Billboard's new TikTok Top 50. We share our official stance on Christianity and make am embarrassing admission about Taylor Swift. SkeeYee!
 
Of course that's not all gworlfriend! We do a little chit-chattington about anti-semitic coworkers, Doja Cat and Nicki's VMA performance, and soooo much more. The give has been given!
 
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New Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [UNLOCKED]

In honor of our sister Alex Kazemi's pub week, we're unlocking our double-long extra thick and juicy interview for all our divas to enjoy <3 Get your copy of New Millennium Boyz, out tomorrow, Sept. 12 2023!
THANK U GOD 4 ALL THIS POD
We're joined in the atrium of the Thot Topics Literary Institute & Creative Learning Center by novelist and good-time gal ALEX KAZEMI, author of the forthcoming New Millennium Boyz! Lots of spoilers ahead so listen with caution (and with your tits out!) 
We talk about pop music's middle class, the dying art of celebrity, the R-word, weird ketchup, huffing household products, men only capable of being "gay" around women, straight guys' desire to get right up on the edge of doing gay stuff, NMB easter eggs, bloghouse, the evils of social media, and sooooo much more. The Thot Topics brain trust expands beyond our wildest dreams.
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